What's the difference between female prosecutors and terrorists?
You can negotiate with terrorists.
How do you know when a lawyer is lying?
Her lips are moving.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?
Not enough cement.
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
His partners.
Where can you find a good lawyer?
The nearest cemetery. http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/jklaw.html
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